Adventuring Men! Are your damsels in distress? Are cows disappearing from your fields without leaving a trace? Do you just want a dragon hoard of your very own?

Worry not! The all new DragonBlaster 2000 will turn your puny attacks into mighty assaults that will strike fear into even the most ancient of the draconic line. Take on any mighty beasty with this weapon of mass destruction! Now available from Adventure Bricks!

It's an instant Charisma booster! The ladies will swoon! Fame and Fortune WILL BE YOURS!*

*Side affects from improper usage may include getting your butt handed to you by a dragon and/or death. May or may not be allowed by your DM. Sorry Halflings - you are still stuck being bards.